Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It's never too late to be topless.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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