i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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