we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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