Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I smell stomach acid.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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