he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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