I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Randomize
