I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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