I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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