The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
North Korea, Best Korea!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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