just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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