One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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