Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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