nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm too high and old for this...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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