Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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