you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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