i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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