she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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