i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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