I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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