Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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