Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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