and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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