No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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