: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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