at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I have aggressive nipples.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
