His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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