Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I party with great urgency now.
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