Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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