Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize