The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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