I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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