I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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