at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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