Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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