Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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