Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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