Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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