Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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