so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
