his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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