I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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