Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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