i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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