sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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