Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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