"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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