The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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