it was like his penis was on wheels.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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