Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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