I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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